Star Spangled Banner

Does any one have the lyrics to the Star spangled banner spoof "Jose can you see?"?

A friend of mine has never heard of this. I was going to get him a recording of it but none exist. So now I am looking for the lyrics to the original version. I think it started "jose can you see from the bleachers above?" If you can help me I would greatly appreciate it :).

Public Comments

1. Jose Can You See?
   
   New lyrics by Tony Polito and Steve Bryant
   
   (The last National Anthem you’ll ever need.)
   
   
   
   Jose can you see, there is no fence in sight?
   
   Once we get there, I hear, they will never send us back.
   
   We won’t pay any tax; they won’t put up a fight.
   
   Send all our kids to school, even though it’s just not right.
   
   
   
   We can go on welfare; we’ll have money to spare.
   
   Cause Congress is blind and George Bush doesn’t care.
   
   We walked across the border, we didn’t need any boats.
   
   Now the Liberals love us, politicians want our votes.